DEEP SPACE. DEEPER SILENCE.
SPACEMAN SUSAN
HIATUS TRACKER
STATUS: BACK ON HIATUS
TIME SINCE SPACEMAN SUSAN DISAPPEARED
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Still no sign of Susan.
LIVE UPLINK
CREW FILE / 001● SIGNAL LOSTCURRENT MISSION STATUS ↗
- Last Seen
- September 27, 2026
- Current Location
- Unknown
- Signal
- ● Offline
- Return Date
- Unknown
- Chance He's Coming Back Today
- Probably Not
CALCULATING SUSAN’S RETURN...0%
Processing an unreasonable amount of uncertainty.